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Actual headline: "Woman Arrested For Attacking Cop With Dildo: Illinois Woman Uses 'Rigid Female Pleasure Device' to Fend Off Police"

Carolee Bildsten, a 56-year-old woman from Gurnee, Illinois, was arrested today for aggravated assault after she allegedly attacked a police officer with a “rigid female pleasure device.”

Joe’s Crab Shack called the police on Bildsten, saying that she had walked out on her tab. When police arrived, Bildsten was drunk, lying on the grass down the street from the restaurant.

Bildsten told the officers that she was had the money at home, and was on her way to get it. Unable to walk, the police escorted her to her house. Once home, Bildsten went to her dresser draw and pulled out her weapon of choice. A dildo. Or as the police report describes it, a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device.”

Read more to see an excerpt from the police report. Wow.

http://www.indyposted.com/126115/woman-arrested-for-attacking-cop-with-dildo/

(I chose to pick the photo of the actual nutcase, not the dildo. Sorry, everyone).

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