Rob ( Spaminator) ·
he does that every single time he is on that show! just loves to show his ass and say "fuck, shit, cum, dick, cock, tits etc etc" no censoring (except for violencce)
Rob ( Spaminator) ·
sorry for the double post. please remove, if possible, my heavenly bible student!
For those who haven't seen said scene, it's about a minute into this clip...
12 months ago
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Rob ( Spaminator) ·
good scene, was just about to search for it. thx. I can't beleive someone actually filmed that off the TV :D
Kyle ·
My internet is very slow now, so I can't watch it. There are some vids of this scene on YouTube where music is played during the kiss, but those are shit. I see the quality is not the best, but is there any music or no?
This is probably stupid but pictures of girls caught peeing outside!!! Getting caught!
12 months ago
Rob ( Spaminator) ·
it is a bit wierd, so it fits perfectly into this thread :D
GG ·
Nope not stupid at all! If i could have any ability, fuck superpowers, i would love to be able to pee anywhere i needed to. That would satisfy one of my fiance's fantasies and a recurring problem when i'm out walking lol.
Rob ( Spaminator) ·
try a lot of coffee or asparagus. if you can't pee then, you will explode :P
GG ·
That's just the thing i honestly cannot pee anywhere apart from the toilet! I literally throw up if i can't get to a toilet. Have tried so many times and failed miserably.
The weirdest thing I have ever masturbated to is a video of a woman taking a poo and I know what you are thinking and it was not to 2 girls one cup, it was to a completely different video
12 months ago
AskMyGF ·
There are a million scat videos out there. I would have never assumed it was 2 girls 1 cup
Wolverine22 ·
This comment was not aimed directly at you Heaven I said it because I know people out there that when you bring up this subject that is the first video that comes to their mind
AskMyGF ·
I know it wasn't directed at me. What I was saying to you is that scat is far more popular now than you may realize. you can't assume people are just going to think about that one specific clip. That's old news ;)
Hey.. Just found a video a few weeks ago but was a lil busy ....ladies i need your input on this one... since im single i wont be able to try it as of now, maybe a few of you have tried this or you are in for a gr8 experience.... or this might be fake.. but i am eager to know.
ok now Heaven, i remember i cant put a link but im going to follow Rob's example:
www(dot)slutload(dot)com/watch/FC1a9FMbhoc/Make-Your-Woman-Orgasm-Full-Training(dot)html
Please provide feedback.
12 months ago
GG ·
He's the guy that shows you how to make your woman squirt apparently. Seen his other video lol.
AskMyGF ·
http://www.slutload.com/watch/FC1a9FMbhoc/Make-Your-Woman-Orgasm-Full-Training.html
Can't watch it now, but there is the live link for it.
Fiddler ·
squirt is not what interested me, but if that method works with reactions like the girl has.. its an art worth mastering.!
Fiddler ·
You cant do that..? no you could ask your husband to try... cant you?
GG ·
Tried numerous times and failed. About only 5% of the female population has the abilty to do it. Majority of squirting seen in porn is fake allegedly.
Fiddler ·
No Gudgirl.. im not keen about the squirt.. did you see the orgasm she has her whole body jolts... did you get one that intense??
GG ·
O good god yes i had one very similar last night via oral!
I can't believe i've missed the semi final to Britains Got Talent trying to defend myself against your Sherlock Holmes antics!! Tut Tut. Evening ruined j/k.
12 months ago
AskMyGF ·
www.hulu.com
Just watch it when it uploads. Will likely happen by tomorrow. :)
Would be good to know if there was a definitive way to know if good egg was male or female. Yes a private message may be on the cards from my end once i've spoken to my better half :-)
the weirdest thing ive masturbated to would be, tease and denial type porn or stories. Its kinda weird to be able to cum freely, but choose not to and so frustrate myself, by masturbating but not cumming. dunno if that makes sense
AskMyGF ·
Ah! i bet it is. Rob's so smart. I've known you both for probably a year now and I NEVER thought to connect you. He even said he would want to see you in a porno. Ah, all makes sense. I feel smarter knowing it.
AskMyGF ·
Lol, I can see your IP addresses. No one else can, but yes, you're from the same area.
GG ·
Who said "he would want to see you in a porno. "??
AskMyGF ·
When we had the poll about who you would want to see in porn from the site. Good egg said you.
GG ·
I don't feel like such a strange bod here in my town now knowing there is someone else here that shares my interests apart from my fiance, he's going to laugh his ass off when i show him!! Hehehe shame Good egg isn't female or my long awaited 3some may have been on the cards!!
AskMyGF ·
Lmao, I sense a private message coming from someone soon ;-P
I really gotta go for now because I have work to do, but I feel like a private eye now. Lol. Take care kids.
GG ·
@ Heaven: I wont lie i was so flattered by that. Having been in the worst relationship ever it was nice to hear someone liked me for what i wrote.
Rob ( Spaminator) ·
good_girl, good_egg, they have complimentary preferences, both have been here about a year. How did nobody see this?! :P
AskMyGF ·
I'd fuck you, if it matters :) We could be swingers! The hubbies could watch! Ah, I'm getting distracted. Must go to work. You're every bit deserving of an admirer though my dear. Never forget that.
GG ·
Well that i would welcome whole heartedly! My fiance is getting his head around a few of my suggestions. Being watched, sex outdoors lol.
Rob ( Spaminator) ·
since he has been reading this site for about a year :P
GG ·
LMFAO. Oh ok then yes the secret is out gudgurl is marrying Good_egg!!
GG ·
BTW i didn't mean to not acknowledge Heaven's offer. I don't know how to answer it politely so i'll just say . . . Fuck yeah!
AskMyGF ·
God, I so should have caught that. I'm good about shit like that. How the hell did I miss it??? Well, Good Egg, you got yourself a classy lady
My own reflection! That's not really very weird but there's loads of things i've masturbated to including the scene from 8mile! Heaven you are not alone, Eminem sooooo fit!!!
12 months ago
AskMyGF ·
Lol, I do find him a bit spicy, not going to lie.
Rob ( Spaminator) ·
well, see what he does on german tv. youtube(dot)com/watch?v=tyzxpQpG6YI
GG ·
OMG his ass!!! Who would masturbate to that??? lol.
GG ·
I meant who wouldn't masturbate to that?? My fiance was laughing putting me off.
AskMyGF ·
You masturbated to me? How cute. ;-P
OH! You meant what about me answering the question. Silly me. I don't know if it's considered weird or not, but I did get off watching a guy use a fleshlight once. No clue why because I'm not into male masturbation or much of anything related to it. It just intrigued me.
Pre-porn, I used to please myself to the sex scene in the movie 8 Mile with Eminem and Brittany Murphy. I was in my teens then, and it was as close to porn as I could get...lol
Rob ( Spaminator) ·
no, I heaven't (see what I did there), honestly. hm, pre porn:
music videos, there are some very hot ones (yes, I started masturbating before we had an internet access (and I was among the first 400k napster users).
wierdest porn, oh you have nooo idea :P midget porn. dunno why, but I still think its competly wierd...
@ heaven: that scene!? not the most classy or even hottest scene ever :P
AskMyGF ·
I was joking ya penguin. Goodness.
Yep, that scene. I lived a VERY sheltered life. i wasn't even allowed access to MTV, VH1, anything like that. I borrowed 8 Mile from my boyfriend (hubby now) and that was all she wrote. It was the best I could get. Sigh.
Rob ( Spaminator) ·
ah, forgot how censored american tv can be :P
seriously, here, they got naked girls in commercials. at any time in the day :D
AskMyGF ·
Yep, I've also lived in the Bible Belt all my life. Look at my fucking name. I was lucky to be able to hear a song with the word sex in it. My mom refers to anything related to sex as "booty butt stuff." No shit. THAT was my world prior to my marriage.
Oh the horny monster I have become :)
AskMyGF ·
Haha. Sex was also the "s" word. And when I asked my mom what fuck meant once, I was told it was a world I was never supposed to say. That was it.
Rob ( Spaminator) ·
ah, I remember the bible belt. good times. no, wait, not really!!!
booty butt stuff actually sounds kinkier then just sex (which is after all, a technical term). I remember in the US high school, they needed a permission slip for sex ed :D
AskMyGF ·
I was one of the kids that wasn't allowed to take it because of said slip. Sigh
GG ·
We don't have to take Religious Education here. I'm pretty glad about that.
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AskMyGF / 22 / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Lmao. Rob's video...
Rob ( Spaminator) · he does that every single time he is on that show! just loves to show his ass and say "fuck, shit, cum, dick, cock, tits etc etc" no censoring (except for violencce)
Rob ( Spaminator) · sorry for the double post. please remove, if possible, my heavenly bible student!
AskMyGF / 22 / Woman / Likes Men / Single
For those who haven't seen said scene, it's about a minute into this clip...
Rob ( Spaminator) · good scene, was just about to search for it. thx. I can't beleive someone actually filmed that off the TV :D
Kyle · My internet is very slow now, so I can't watch it. There are some vids of this scene on YouTube where music is played during the kiss, but those are shit. I see the quality is not the best, but is there any music or no?
Parabol32 · HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Kyle · I said...
Fiddler · that was quite an intense one.
Kyle · Better than a lot of good porn stuff for sure...
Parabol32 / Man / Likes Women / In a relationship
This is probably stupid but pictures of girls caught peeing outside!!! Getting caught!
Rob ( Spaminator) · it is a bit wierd, so it fits perfectly into this thread :D
GG · Nope not stupid at all! If i could have any ability, fuck superpowers, i would love to be able to pee anywhere i needed to. That would satisfy one of my fiance's fantasies and a recurring problem when i'm out walking lol.
Rob ( Spaminator) · try a lot of coffee or asparagus. if you can't pee then, you will explode :P
GG · That's just the thing i honestly cannot pee anywhere apart from the toilet! I literally throw up if i can't get to a toilet. Have tried so many times and failed miserably.
Wolverine22 / Man / Likes Women / Single
The weirdest thing I have ever masturbated to is a video of a woman taking a poo and I know what you are thinking and it was not to 2 girls one cup, it was to a completely different video
AskMyGF · There are a million scat videos out there. I would have never assumed it was 2 girls 1 cup
Wolverine22 · This comment was not aimed directly at you Heaven I said it because I know people out there that when you bring up this subject that is the first video that comes to their mind
AskMyGF · I know it wasn't directed at me. What I was saying to you is that scat is far more popular now than you may realize. you can't assume people are just going to think about that one specific clip. That's old news ;)
Fiddler / 31 / Man / Likes Men / Single
Hey.. Just found a video a few weeks ago but was a lil busy ....ladies i need your input on this one... since im single i wont be able to try it as of now, maybe a few of you have tried this or you are in for a gr8 experience.... or this might be fake.. but i am eager to know.
ok now Heaven, i remember i cant put a link but im going to follow Rob's example:
www(dot)slutload(dot)com/watch/FC1a9FMbhoc/Make-Your-Woman-Orgasm-Full-Training(dot)html
Please provide feedback.
GG · He's the guy that shows you how to make your woman squirt apparently. Seen his other video lol.
AskMyGF · http://www.slutload.com/watch/FC1a9FMbhoc/Make-Your-Woman-Orgasm-Full-Training.html Can't watch it now, but there is the live link for it.
GG · I can't comment as i can't do this sadly.
Fiddler · squirt is not what interested me, but if that method works with reactions like the girl has.. its an art worth mastering.!
Fiddler · You cant do that..? no you could ask your husband to try... cant you?
GG · Tried numerous times and failed. About only 5% of the female population has the abilty to do it. Majority of squirting seen in porn is fake allegedly.
Fiddler · No Gudgirl.. im not keen about the squirt.. did you see the orgasm she has her whole body jolts... did you get one that intense??
GG · O good god yes i had one very similar last night via oral!
Fiddler · Good ;).. happy for you..lol
Fiddler · Good ;).. happy for you..lol
GG · Well you asked and i'm nothing but honest! lol.
GG / 32 / Woman / Likes Women / Married
I can't believe i've missed the semi final to Britains Got Talent trying to defend myself against your Sherlock Holmes antics!! Tut Tut. Evening ruined j/k.
AskMyGF · www.hulu.com Just watch it when it uploads. Will likely happen by tomorrow. :)
GG · Never heard of that site TY very much!
Rob ( Spaminator) · you are mad at me for that? you should thank me :D
GG · Lol sssshhhhhh now Rob!
Kyle / 24 / Man / Likes Women / Single
Another good movie scene:
In Jennifer's Body, Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox is kissing very sensually. Now that is a must see!!!
GG · I will look that one up for my fella!
GG · I guess you have got have seen the whole film to appreciate it more.
Kyle · Yes, but it is a very bad film, this only scene is the one I enjoyed. Smoking hot, isn't it???
GG / 32 / Woman / Likes Women / Married
Would be good to know if there was a definitive way to know if good egg was male or female. Yes a private message may be on the cards from my end once i've spoken to my better half :-)
Good_egg / 42 / Man / Likes Men / Single
the weirdest thing ive masturbated to would be, tease and denial type porn or stories. Its kinda weird to be able to cum freely, but choose not to and so frustrate myself, by masturbating but not cumming. dunno if that makes sense
GG · Perfect Good egg, well for me at least ;-P
Rob ( Spaminator) · is that your fiance, GG? :D
GG · What on earth made you think that??
AskMyGF · Gasp! I never thought to connect you two. Is it is it is it? You're from the same area...
GG · Are we?? Now i'm intrigued!
AskMyGF · Ah! i bet it is. Rob's so smart. I've known you both for probably a year now and I NEVER thought to connect you. He even said he would want to see you in a porno. Ah, all makes sense. I feel smarter knowing it.
AskMyGF · Lol, I can see your IP addresses. No one else can, but yes, you're from the same area.
GG · Who said "he would want to see you in a porno. "??
AskMyGF · When we had the poll about who you would want to see in porn from the site. Good egg said you.
GG · I don't feel like such a strange bod here in my town now knowing there is someone else here that shares my interests apart from my fiance, he's going to laugh his ass off when i show him!! Hehehe shame Good egg isn't female or my long awaited 3some may have been on the cards!!
AskMyGF · Lmao, I sense a private message coming from someone soon ;-P I really gotta go for now because I have work to do, but I feel like a private eye now. Lol. Take care kids.
GG · @ Heaven: I wont lie i was so flattered by that. Having been in the worst relationship ever it was nice to hear someone liked me for what i wrote.
Rob ( Spaminator) · good_girl, good_egg, they have complimentary preferences, both have been here about a year. How did nobody see this?! :P
AskMyGF · I'd fuck you, if it matters :) We could be swingers! The hubbies could watch! Ah, I'm getting distracted. Must go to work. You're every bit deserving of an admirer though my dear. Never forget that.
Rob ( Spaminator) · never mind the minute differences in spelling!
Rob ( Spaminator) · can I watch too? I'll bring popcorn!
GG · Listen if i get to have a 3some you can eat what you like Rob! lol.
Rob ( Spaminator) · don't want to eat, want to watch!
GG · Well that i would welcome whole heartedly! My fiance is getting his head around a few of my suggestions. Being watched, sex outdoors lol.
Rob ( Spaminator) · since he has been reading this site for about a year :P
GG · LMFAO. Oh ok then yes the secret is out gudgurl is marrying Good_egg!!
GG · BTW i didn't mean to not acknowledge Heaven's offer. I don't know how to answer it politely so i'll just say . . . Fuck yeah!
AskMyGF · God, I so should have caught that. I'm good about shit like that. How the hell did I miss it??? Well, Good Egg, you got yourself a classy lady
Rob ( Spaminator) · spoken like a true lady! :D
Rob / 29 / Man / Likes Women / Single
all the girls are busy now :D
AskMyGF · Lol, I deleted your post silly. I'm working anyway. you guys keep talking on a million posts and distracting me :)
Rob ( Spaminator) · yeah, right....
Rage / 27 / Man / Likes Women / Single
A female neighbor of mine watering her flowerbed. Her ass, short shorts... It was all over with.
GG / 32 / Woman / Likes Women / Married
My own reflection! That's not really very weird but there's loads of things i've masturbated to including the scene from 8mile! Heaven you are not alone, Eminem sooooo fit!!!
AskMyGF · Lol, I do find him a bit spicy, not going to lie.
Rob ( Spaminator) · well, see what he does on german tv. youtube(dot)com/watch?v=tyzxpQpG6YI
GG · OMG his ass!!! Who would masturbate to that??? lol.
GG · I meant who wouldn't masturbate to that?? My fiance was laughing putting me off.
Rob / 29 / Man / Likes Women / Single
how about you?
AskMyGF · You masturbated to me? How cute. ;-P OH! You meant what about me answering the question. Silly me. I don't know if it's considered weird or not, but I did get off watching a guy use a fleshlight once. No clue why because I'm not into male masturbation or much of anything related to it. It just intrigued me. Pre-porn, I used to please myself to the sex scene in the movie 8 Mile with Eminem and Brittany Murphy. I was in my teens then, and it was as close to porn as I could get...lol
Rob ( Spaminator) · no, I heaven't (see what I did there), honestly. hm, pre porn: music videos, there are some very hot ones (yes, I started masturbating before we had an internet access (and I was among the first 400k napster users). wierdest porn, oh you have nooo idea :P midget porn. dunno why, but I still think its competly wierd... @ heaven: that scene!? not the most classy or even hottest scene ever :P
AskMyGF · I was joking ya penguin. Goodness. Yep, that scene. I lived a VERY sheltered life. i wasn't even allowed access to MTV, VH1, anything like that. I borrowed 8 Mile from my boyfriend (hubby now) and that was all she wrote. It was the best I could get. Sigh.
Rob ( Spaminator) · ah, forgot how censored american tv can be :P seriously, here, they got naked girls in commercials. at any time in the day :D
AskMyGF · Yep, I've also lived in the Bible Belt all my life. Look at my fucking name. I was lucky to be able to hear a song with the word sex in it. My mom refers to anything related to sex as "booty butt stuff." No shit. THAT was my world prior to my marriage. Oh the horny monster I have become :)
Andy ( Giggity Giggity Goo) · "booty butt stuff" sounds surprisingly kinky. :-P
AskMyGF · Haha. Sex was also the "s" word. And when I asked my mom what fuck meant once, I was told it was a world I was never supposed to say. That was it.
Rob ( Spaminator) · ah, I remember the bible belt. good times. no, wait, not really!!! booty butt stuff actually sounds kinkier then just sex (which is after all, a technical term). I remember in the US high school, they needed a permission slip for sex ed :D
AskMyGF · I was one of the kids that wasn't allowed to take it because of said slip. Sigh
GG · We don't have to take Religious Education here. I'm pretty glad about that.
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