Well i was once getting oral sex in the shower and my bf at the time was very rough. I didn't notice just quite how hard he was sucking on my pussy lips until after we finished and i was drying myself off.
As i dried my lady bits i noticed it was a tad sore and when i looked, i nearly passed out. The left pussy lip was about 6 times bigger than normal and was purple/red/black. It just looked like i had a ball instead of a lip! I had to go to work the following day and my job involved standing up all day trying to make people relax. I was in fucking agony for about 3 days. Worst part was, i couldn't wear any knickers either!
Well this isnt really a embarassing story, but its funny lol
Bradley had our condom after we were done and he of corse started spinning it around like a helicoptor, and as you can imagine it busted and splattered aaall over my brown walls and bed sheets. And almost all over me for that matter lol
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Andy / 27 / Man / Likes Women / Just looking
None here.
lmao @ Ryan B
GG · Ah Andy c'mon, you gotta have something! You never give anything away lol.
Andy ( Giggity Giggity Goo) · That's true, I don't, but mostly because I have a boring life.
GG / 32 / Woman / Likes Women / Married
Well i was once getting oral sex in the shower and my bf at the time was very rough. I didn't notice just quite how hard he was sucking on my pussy lips until after we finished and i was drying myself off.
As i dried my lady bits i noticed it was a tad sore and when i looked, i nearly passed out. The left pussy lip was about 6 times bigger than normal and was purple/red/black. It just looked like i had a ball instead of a lip! I had to go to work the following day and my job involved standing up all day trying to make people relax. I was in fucking agony for about 3 days. Worst part was, i couldn't wear any knickers either!
Andy ( Giggity Giggity Goo) · lol
GG · I can laugh now but it hurt like a bitch!
Marty · I actually did that to a gal once GG.
GG · Ah man! It was not funny! But neither is having something ripped out of your cock! lol
Marty / 42 / Man / Likes Women / Single
OMG taht is effing funny. At least he did't get anything pulled out of the old todger.
Bre / 18 / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Well this isnt really a embarassing story, but its funny lol
Bradley had our condom after we were done and he of corse started spinning it around like a helicoptor, and as you can imagine it busted and splattered aaall over my brown walls and bed sheets. And almost all over me for that matter lol
Andy ( Giggity Giggity Goo) · lol
Marty · lol thats funny right there.
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