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TrueLoveSwallows
TrueLoveSwallows / Man / Likes Women / Single

You pray to be reincarnated as a dog.

over 1 year ago
Adrian (resident A-hole)
Adrian / 31 / Man / Likes Couples / Married

you need to be very flexible. you can train your body to be flexible to a point. or you could always have a few ribs surgically removed........i have a butterknife, wanna try?

over 1 year ago
Mariah
Mariah / 21 / Woman / Likes Men / In a relationship

get a longer penis or be like Marilyn Manson and remove some ribs

over 1 year ago
Doesn't Know Much
Doesn / Bisexual / Likes Bisexuals / Single

I think if there is a god,he intentionally made it so that you can't put your own penis into your mouth.

over 1 year ago
TrueLoveSwallows

TrueLoveSwallows · Then he created dogs just to make us jealous ;)

Imcrew
Imcrew / Man / Likes Women / Single

if guys could blow themselves then this website and all of humanity would be in deep trouble.

over 1 year ago
Miniman

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