Macky / 46 / Man / Likes Women / In a relationship
I think the question is "how to fuck wife's sister?"
The answer is quite fascinating. You see, in order to fuck your wife's sister, or any woman you must first get an erect penis (viagra can help if you don't have it in ya otherwise). Then you must convince the woman to remove her clothing (any other way is illegal and immoral). Traditionally she would then lie down and you would insert your erect penis into her lubricated (assuming she is turned on) vagina. Then you trust until you ejaculate (thats where your one eyed snake spits its venom). Of course, this isn't really fucking. Its more just intercourse. To Fuck someone you must posses some form of sex appeal and a bit of a personality, a mild amount of stamina and the willingness to actually give pleasure to the woman. Kindly use a condom though, the world doesn't need troglodytes who reproduce.
Seriously, why does this place attract such pointless and brainless questions that seem to give evidence that the English language is a dying art??
Boobootoo ·
Oh, right Macky. I forgot that part.
I was thinking the same thing..., between texting and Word automatically correcting errors, people don't learn how to write anymore. I also think for some of these kids, English in their second language, as I think this site is read internationally. But seriously people. learn to express yourself clearly.
Maybe if English teachers used sex advice columns to get kids motivated to read and write... I would have gone to class more often.
Boobootoo ·
Oh and I forgot that it was all for 26 seconds of pleasure (12 seconds of that trying to get my pants off) before blowing my load on the carpet and leaving in shame.
Is your question, How to fuck your wife's sister, get caught, have a hugh fight, ruin their relationship, spoil their relationships with their mother when she steps in, get a divorce, pay lots of alimony and child support, put kids in therapy-only seeing them every other weekend, try to bed 20 year old girls and fail, feel old, get old and fat, masturbate to internet porn, and never have sex with a real-life person, ever again?
As a sister, I would never do this. Instead, the moment my sister's husband hit on me, I'd go running to my sister with the necessary divorce papers in hand.
You're sick. Get a divorce (trust me, she doesn't want to be married to a guy who wants to have sex with her sister) and get therapy.
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Macky / 46 / Man / Likes Women / In a relationship
I think the question is "how to fuck wife's sister?"
The answer is quite fascinating. You see, in order to fuck your wife's sister, or any woman you must first get an erect penis (viagra can help if you don't have it in ya otherwise). Then you must convince the woman to remove her clothing (any other way is illegal and immoral). Traditionally she would then lie down and you would insert your erect penis into her lubricated (assuming she is turned on) vagina. Then you trust until you ejaculate (thats where your one eyed snake spits its venom). Of course, this isn't really fucking. Its more just intercourse. To Fuck someone you must posses some form of sex appeal and a bit of a personality, a mild amount of stamina and the willingness to actually give pleasure to the woman. Kindly use a condom though, the world doesn't need troglodytes who reproduce.
Seriously, why does this place attract such pointless and brainless questions that seem to give evidence that the English language is a dying art??
Andy ( Giggity Giggity Goo) · So that's how its done Macky! Who ever knew! ;-)
Boobootoo · Oh, right Macky. I forgot that part. I was thinking the same thing..., between texting and Word automatically correcting errors, people don't learn how to write anymore. I also think for some of these kids, English in their second language, as I think this site is read internationally. But seriously people. learn to express yourself clearly. Maybe if English teachers used sex advice columns to get kids motivated to read and write... I would have gone to class more often.
Boobootoo · Oh and I forgot that it was all for 26 seconds of pleasure (12 seconds of that trying to get my pants off) before blowing my load on the carpet and leaving in shame.
Boobootoo / Man / Likes Women / Desperate
Is your question, How to fuck your wife's sister, get caught, have a hugh fight, ruin their relationship, spoil their relationships with their mother when she steps in, get a divorce, pay lots of alimony and child support, put kids in therapy-only seeing them every other weekend, try to bed 20 year old girls and fail, feel old, get old and fat, masturbate to internet porn, and never have sex with a real-life person, ever again?
The answer is DON'T!
RG / 27 / Woman / Likes Bisexuals / Single
You write "Fuck" on a sticky note, put it on her back, run like hell.
Lola / Woman / Likes Men / Married
As a sister, I would never do this. Instead, the moment my sister's husband hit on me, I'd go running to my sister with the necessary divorce papers in hand.
You're sick. Get a divorce (trust me, she doesn't want to be married to a guy who wants to have sex with her sister) and get therapy.
GG / 32 / Woman / Likes Women / Married
That's never a good idea unless it's something that's been agreed on by all parties involved.
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