I'm a gorgeous, gay black man that has been blessed by a long fellow and I've made some extra cash by stripping at parties. Now, I don't like the ladies, but I only dance for them. I've been scratched by rings and nails, burned by accident if they're smoking and have even been bitten twice. So, I'm pretty careful with my long fellow. But I have one guilty pleasure and that is I LOVE to pop myself into the bride's mouth as I'm dancing right in their faces. I only keep it in for a few seconds as her friends laugh and cheer. Then I pull it out and the bride will usually laugh, but I've had a few get angry.I'd say I've popped into roughly, a hundred mouths over the years, with maybe five or six getting pissed at me, most of the girls just laugh and giggle. Last night I had a wild bunch and in the end the bride and one of her bridesmaids were going to town sucking on me after everyone else had left. I loved watching their blond heads bobbing, but I always tell them when I have to pop a load off real quick. So I told them and the bridesmaid stopped sucking instantly and backed up. The bride however kept on sucking. I told her again and then her friend told her that she thought I was going to cum. She sucked harder and I thought, okay lady, you got to know what happens next. So I started cumming in her mouth and she takes my long fellow out. I'm squirting her in the face and all over her dress.
She flies off the handle and starts yelling at me and spitting. I look to her friend for help, but I got none. The bride's slinky little black dress is drenched in my spunk, I mean really drenched. She takes it off and stands there in her pantyhose and high heels screaming at me.
I clean up and they refuse to pay me and then say I have to pay for the drycleaning bill!!! What the fuck lady! I told you I was going to cum and you kept on sucking, what the fuck do you think was going to happen? She said that she would take me to court if I didn't pay her 300.00 for the dry cleaning bill.
I got really nervous and left without being paid. Today, I got three emails from her saying I have to pay her by Monday. I think it's totally fucked up, but I'm a little scared since they could make up all sorts of stuff that didn't happen if I don't pay her.
I have the 300.00, but that's all the money I have right now. Do you think I should pay or not?
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AskMyGF / 22 / Woman / Likes Men / Single
I highly highly doubt that you would have to pay the bill if they took you to court. Unless they made up a story about how you attacked her and jizzed all over the place, they wouldn't have a case. She sucked, and now she has to pay for the damages.
It would be an embarrassing court case for her because she would have to admit to giving another guy a blow job right before she was to get married. I doubt her fiance would be happy about it either. She'd be stupid to sue you really, and if she did, you could counter-sue her for not paying for your services. If someone signed a contract with you, you could screw them...figuratively speaking of course :) I say let her bring it on and don't pay the bill. I'll be your legal counsel if you need any help...lol. Good luck, and sorry about all of that.
Ah, to ad to that, it would be illogical for her to take you to court for $300 because her court costs alone will likely be more than that. I tried to sue a client of mine once for not paying me $400, and it ended up being a lost cause. Just another reason to not worry :)
Booboo / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Ya, let her take you to court. Just make sure your phone number and email address are in every newspaper story about it. Good advertising for your strip gigs.
But, don't count on logic to save you from a bride.
And, maybe her brother is a lawyer and would love to give you a hard time (and not the good kind) and ya, she and her BM will make up any kind of story they want. (And if you read husband is a lawyer, you are starting to get the idea of the trouble you could be in.) They WILL make up all sorts of stuff that didn't happen. All she has to do is quietly whisper, "rape", and she's got a witness too. And a stained black dress for evidence. She was drinking, her judgement was impared, and you knew she was drinking, isn't that right? The only ones who gain from these things are the lawyers. Re: Duke Lacross Team. Be grateful you haven't been sued or arrested yet, for sticking your dick into the wrong random bride over the years. You already have a publicly admitted prior history of Sexual Assault, (a second-degree felony).
You think when word gets to her new husband, she is not gonna go ape shit on your ass to cover hers?
Rape, (a first-degree felony), "A stranger, acquaintance, close friend, relative, date, or a spouse can commit rape and sexual assault. Alcohol or other drug use can impair and individual's ability to give consent. The penalties range from imprisonment for up to two years for indecent assault to imprisonment for up to ten years for sexual assault and twenty years for rape, in addition to fines and restitution. The statute of limitations for reporting rape, sexual assault, and aggravated indecent assault is five years.
Sexual assault, (a second-degree felony), consists of non-consensual sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse includes vaginal, anal, or oral sex. There must be some penetration, however slight, but ejaculation is not necessary.
So you are gonna sweat this for the next 5 years, and stop sticking your dick inside brides. Prison wouldn't be as fun as you think for your big, gorgeous, gay black manhood.
Thank Gawd you aren't marrying her, pay her the $300 and run like hell. (And get a signed legal release - which you will sell to her future EX when the time comes;)
(*Don't take life altering, medical or legal advice from random anonymous strangers on the internet, including me.)
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