Here's a list of the ten things that women probably most hate about men. We all know there are thousands of things women hate about men. But here's what we came up with in 60 seconds writing down on a notepad.
1. Video Games - Women hate that all you men do is love and cherish those stupid xbox and ps3 games. It's insane. You're 32, time to get a grownup hobby.
2. Farting - That gross ability to pass gas anywhere and anytime regardless of who is around...it doesn't smell like roses so don't kid yourself.
3. Pit Stains in tee shirts - Throw out those gross shirts with the pit stains in them. You think women don't notice then you must be lying to yourself.
4. Movie choices - All this Terminator, Rocky and real bad comedy stuff is not scoring points with the ladies. Find a happy medium. It may even get you some action. LOL
5. Envy of not having to shave all the time - Women have to shave to show their beautiful long legs daily. Guys can go months and grow the mountain man beard. That pisses them off.
6. Wasting money on booze and crap - They hate when men waste money on beer and stupid crap...unless it's for them
7. Holes in socks - Here's $2.00 now get a new pair.
8. Over excessive use of the word "dude" - Not only does this sound unattractive it sounds semi unintelligent. Smarts = girls like. Sounding stupid and saying"Dude" = Not getting you laid any quicker.
9. Ability to brush stuff off like its no big deal - Most men are laid back and can brush off stuff. Women envy this. Trust me.
10. Not having to deal with PMS and that time of the month - Even though we all know men have to deal with it in their own way! They still hate that men don't have to deal with it directly.
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Blarg_the_destroyer_of_realms_and_crusher_of_dreams / Woman / Likes Men / Single
10 things men hate about women
1. Gossip - we don't care who said what, or who wore what.
2. Crying - it is emotional blackmail, and you know it.
3. Shoes - no, you don't need that many.
4. Movie choices - no, I don't want to see another Hugh Grant movie.
5. Shaving - don't use our razors on your legs, then bitch when we don't shave.
6. Wasting money on curios and knick knacks - they clutter up the place and it takes you longer to dust.
7. Griping about every little thing - so what if my socks have holes. Do you want me to throw you out when you are in worse shape than you are now?
8. Overuse of the word "like" - this isn't the 90s and you aren't Alicia Silverstone.
9. Never letting things go - get over it, seriously.
10. Lists - self-explanitory.
Marcus · add "always going off about the hottest celebrity or actor or athlete, even to your boyfriend if you are in a relationship." We get it, you think he is hot. We don't need to hear it 100 times, ESPECIALLY if we are your boyfriend/husband.
B / 30 / Man / Likes Women / Single
Looks like i'll be spending the weekend sitting around in my holey socks, playing video games and drinking beers yelling "dude that was so sick!". Oh ya,,,I'll be doing this without any females probably....so you're right. Game on! LOL
Robnasty / Woman / Likes Men / Single
A lonely fat teenaged girl wrote this. Anyone who gets hung up on these nuances is far too self-involved to be taken seriously. Plus, you lost credibility with the "LOL" in point number 4.
Flap_maxwell / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Ladies, on average you will outlive us. So cut us some slack. We'll be dead soon enough.
Docinpa / Woman / Likes Men / Single
What I can't stand is when they get a whopping resentment over us having fun when they can't, eg., golfing or skiing when they have to work. It seems the motto is, "If I can't have fun, YOU can't have fun". Well, ladies, get your shots in while you can because one of these days your man is going to stop caring about sex so much and then you're in real trouble.
Bulldada / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Girls just wanna be with fags.
Morb / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Hahahah.
Hey guys, let's all drink beer and play videogames to celebrate the fact we don't have to waste time or money on this shallow, selfish, envious bitch.
Duuude / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Thank God for #9 (that is, you should thank God). I was going to write a list of 101 things that men hate about women, but thanks to #9, I'm just gonna brush it off. Now go grab me a beer. And darn my socks for me.
Malcom_the_lesbian_maker / Woman / Likes Men / Single
True. True. Except once she finds another woman that does all of these things she falls for her.
I'm ready to give up and see what penis tastes like. I mean. To see what the penis is dude.
Komatchew / Woman / Likes Men / Single
You are the type of woman who associates with men who would wear two-dollar-a pair socks. And, you think you are, after that, entitled to a complaint?
Verily, you must have a place on the missing page of that 90 Types of Bitches list.
Chicagojedi / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Why THis Woman Will Never Get or Keep a Man:
1. Video Games - We work our butts off all ay to provide for you. We get time to unwind with no complaints. For most men under 30 that means video games not monday night football.
2. Farting - We work our butts off all ay to provide for you. We get time to unwind with no complaints. If that includes ripping one... tough. And let's not forget that women fart too.
3. Pit Stains in tee shirts - You're a woman. Clean my sweaty shirt and we'll never be bothered with stains or your big mouth griping again.
4. Movie choices - We work our butts off all day to provide for you. We get time to unwind with no complaints. If that includes movies with explosions, T & A, gore, or chimps in people's clothing... tough.
5. Envy of not having to shave all the time - You're envy isn't our problem. If I want to walk around like the hairiest lumberjack it's my choice and you'll learn to love the scratchy kisses. And quit your griping over our facial hair. All of us men have encountered the giant bush of untended hair hidden under your sweatpants you were too lazy to mow.
6. Wasting money on booze and crap - We work our butts off all day to provide for you. We get time to unwind with no complaints. If that includes the occasional adult beverage... tough. When I'm pounding Jager and smoking a big stinky cigar you should be cleaning my shirts.
7. Holes in socks - Learn to sew lady cause I have to save money now that you've run up huge bills on my credit card. You don't like the rips, tears and holes? Fix 'em. Then get back to washing them.
8. Over excessive use of the word "dude" - Women don't want smart men. See their dating choices age 18-35. If I want to say dude every other word it makes up for the mall shopping to put on my credit card. Besides, how you can hear me talking when you're all the way over in the laundry room...
9. Ability to brush stuff off like its no big deal - It's simply lady. Stuff comes in two forms. The stupid and inane stuff women obsess over that has no possible impact on our lives. And the huge soul-crushing problems we can't possible fix so why worry. Everything in between we men can fix with a hammer and duct tape.
10. Not having to deal with PMS and that time of the month - We deal with it. You get cramps and some blood. We get a screaming, hormonal yeti with sharp teeth and claws that demands pity and chocolate. Have a nice cry over our newly mended socks while we spend another day working our short lives away to pay off those credit card bills.
Cicero / Woman / Likes Men / Single
If we just accept tyrannical restrictions in our lifestyles that prohibit all gratuitous farting, then the terrorists have already won.
Schizuki / Woman / Likes Men / Single
I'll just give one beef about women, because it says it all:
They'll put an 18-inch thick, 35-pound comforter on the bed that would be excessive in an igloo. They'll then cover it with twelve accent pillows. And they'll keep that stuff on all year long, so in the summer they strip it all off at night and sleep under the sheet, and put it all back on in the morning. AND THEN THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MUCH HOUSEWORK THEY HAVE TO DO.
That's an act of a faulty mind.
Schizuki / Woman / Likes Men / Single
#11 - The ability to go to the Moon, and to build bridges and airplanes and stuff. Show-offs!
#12 - When we tell them it's broken, and then they push a button and it works, and when we say "It didn't work for me!", they laugh. I hate that.
#13 - They make 25% more than we do despite working only 40% more hours.
#14 - They're always breaking down the doors of our four-over-four, five-bedroom, three-bath Colonial to rape and kill us. Or so I fear. TV tells me so.
Dude_seriously / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Dude, my girlfriend farts way more than I do. We both think it's funny.
Quit griping and realize that you're just as hard to live with as he is. If you want a woman with a hard one and money, hook up with a rich lesbian with a strap-on. Men are men, women are women, and most of us find a way to enjoy the differences.
Schizuki / Woman / Likes Men / Single
"Wasting money on booze and crap"
As opposed to $200 shoes, $400 handbags, and a sh**load of stuffed animals.
Aaron / Woman / Likes Men / Single
It sounds to me that the only thing women hate is the fact that we have a penis and they don't.
Brandon / Woman / Likes Men / Single
One more reason we should all be gay! Join me and witness the power of the dark side!
Huh / Woman / Likes Men / Single
That's right...a grown up hobby like shopping for our 85th pair of shoes... Or talking behind our friends back, then pretending she's our best friend two minutes later... those adult hobbies
Jenny / Woman / Likes Men / Single
LOL very true!! Boring weekend...you wouldn't be lonely if you learned to play with my buttons instead of the ones on your control for those silly games... :P
Nicole / 24 / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Original Poster (OP), I am being fair here, that is the most ridiculous and stupid postings I've ever seen. If you are under the age of thirteen, you're excused, but otherwise, grow the fuck up. It's women like you who give women in general a bad name.
Believe me, dudes (smart women, men, not-bitches) not all of us are like this; in fact, most of us are not like this over the age of 15. If any men think that we are, you are just as moronic as this OP. If the men reading this post don't think women are all like this, I apologize, on behalf of this bitch.
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