Are you in need of a quick release but can’t get to a sex shop? There are things floating around your house that can still do the trick if you know how to use them. Here are some multi-purpose household items that you never thought could be so dirty:
1. Electric Toothbrush
An electric toothbrush is just a mini-vibe with a second purpose. Make sure that thing is all charged up and then put the handle on the sweet spot. If the bristles are soft enough, you can use that end too, but don’t start scratching the hell out of your delicate flower.
2. Remote Control
Instead of letting the TV have all the fun, why not let your remote turn you on for a change? No, this might not be an ideal thing to shove into a hole of yours, but if you’re wet down yonder, you can dry hump with your remote control. Take out the batteries so you don’t start hitting buttons and then lay it on the bed. Keep your underwear on so you don’t get girl juice on the channel clicker and then hump it like its a, well, you know...
3. Hairbrush
The end of a hairbrush can become a makeshift dildo in times of need. Just use the non-bristled end and do what you have to do. Use baby oil for lube if need be.
4. Electric Massager
Have a roommate you want to get back at? Steal her back massager and use it to get off. Depending on the size, all you’ll be working with is a vibrator in a different shape. Rub it like you mean it, and then return the massager in secret. The roommate will never know when her back suddenly becomes your marked territory.
5. Shower Head
Turn the running water from your shower head into a jet stream of joy for your clit. Use the hose with the head (sounds sexy already) and put the warm stream of water right on your clit. You can do the same with a Jacuzzi tub and let good old H2O do all the work for you.
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AmandaS / Woman / Likes Men / Single
I use the bristle end of my hairbrush to masturbate both vaginally and anally. This can give me multiple orgasms and even make me squirt.
12GAUGE / Man / Likes Bisexuals / Single
Wow Amanda sounds like you like rough sex!! Get an adjustable shower head with a nice long hose of 4 or five feet. Get the water hot as you can stand it. Spread your legs a good bit and touch your ankles. Aim showerhead right at your Rosebud. I like the Pulsating feature myself. If you can get it on your Sweetspot it's like the best Rim Job you ever got from John Holmes!!! :D
12GAUGE / Man / Likes Bisexuals / Single
Code24 Man.....Go to a sex shop and get yourself a Fab Toiz dong. It's got 6 and a half delicious inches of ass pounding man meat. Has a nice tight sack to hold onto and a suction cup end for shower wall or dryer. They run around $25-30 and are made from NON stinky rubber. I've had mine about 6 or 7 years and has kept me SANE between relationships.
Code / 24 / Man / Likes Men / Single
some people go as far as vegies, but that sounds gross . Stick bottle of water in freezer and make an Ice dong . I did not do that i just put a bottle of water in the freezer to se what would happen and i took it out and it just so happened to melt and look like an ice dong . LOL .
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