We all know condoms are great for keeping buns out of the oven, but do you actually realize the power in those latex things? Believe it or not, there are a ton of uses for condoms beyond being a boner bag. Here are some that you may find amusing.
1. Balloon Animals
As long as you wipe of the not-so-pleasant spermicide that coats the condom, you can blow it up and make little shapes out of it. In this case, you can at least make it a weiner dog to keep in the theme of the condom’s original purpose.
2. Pocket Protector
If it can protect a woman’s insides from your oozing cum, you can bet that it’ll protect your pocket from those leaky pens. You may look a little funny with a used condom hanging out of your pocket, but at least you won’t have ink stains, right?
3. Basketball Goal
If you prop that baby up on a stand, it totally turns into a basketball goal fit for a smurf. Pop little beads or erasers into the condom and see if you can “score” (pun intended).
4. Water Shoes
Does your cat or dog love the water but doesn’t want to get their feet wet? Just throw on some condoms! You’ll have a partial pet scuba suit in no time.
If you have a bunch of expired condoms lying around, you could always sew them together and make a dress. I wish this was a joke, but there are a lot of condom dresses out there today. Hell, they’re actually sort of chic! As long as you pair yours with some anal bead earrings, I think you’ll be good to go.