6 Reasons Ugly Girls Are Great in Bed

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If you didn’t know this already, ugly girls often make the best bangs. Sure they might not be the best things to look at in the sunlight, but who cares once the lights are off? Here are a few things to consider before turning down the next beast that comes your way.

1. The Nerd Factor
Most ugly chicks are nerds by trait, and nerdiness = bangability. If you get to score with a nerdy chick, you can expect to have round after round of hot, well researched, strategically amazing sex.

2. The Need for Sex
Since most guys don’t pick up ugly chicks, they have more of a drive to “do it.” An ugly chick will want your dick more than anyone else.

3. The Open Mind
Ugly chicks are totally willing to experiment because most of them are thankful for the attention anyways. If you’ve been looking for a freak in the bedroom, open your eyes to the buck teeth sitting next to you.

4. The Carefree Attitude
An ugly woman isn’t going to care what you or your dick looks like. She’s probably been teased all of her life, so she won’t be nearly as judgmental as a hot chick would be. If you’re lacking in the dick department, you might want to score with a less than attractive lady.

5. The Maintenance
Ugly girls, unlike hot ones, are incredibly low maintenance. You won’t have to worry about huge dinners or bitchy evenings when they didn’t have enough time to get ready. An ugly girl will just roll with the punches.

6. The Overall Mindset
Ugly girls aren’t cocky like hot chicks are. They haven’t been put on a pedestal all their lives, so they’re just real, down to earth, and…dare I say…cool. You’ll have a lot better relationship with an ugly girl in the long run.

If you question how I know all this, note that I spent the vast majority of my life as an ugly duckling. I’ve seen the hideous side of things, so I’m well aware of what hides behind ugly eyes. Just trust me – we’ll surprise you.

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