6 Signs that Say She Is Bad in Bed : Sex Basics

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Have you ever gone to bed with a really hot chick who couldn’t tell the difference between your penis and the bed post? Some women just suck in the sack, but there are things you can look out for to avoid that. Here are some signs that indicate she’s a lousy lay.

1. She Can’t Fit Food in Her Mouth
If you see her struggling with a dill pickle or a hot dog, think about how she’ll act around your dick. Sure her vag might be ready for the fucking, but if a girl can’t blow you, where’s the fun of it all?

2. She Changes the Sexy Subject
If you casually bring up sex and she quickly switches the subject, it’s because she’s inexperienced and insecure. All that’s going to equate to is an awkward night of giggling in the heat of the moment.

3. She Can’t Dance
If your girl’s pop and lock looks more like a seizure than a dance move, chances are she’ll have no rhythm in the bedroom. It’ll be like her vagina is stuttering on your dick…n-n-n-n-next!

4. She Can’t Kiss
If one set of lips doesn’t work well, the other probably won’t either. Take her kissing as an indication of the type of treatment your cock will get later on that night.

5. She Doesn’t Flirt
Women flirt more and more the hornier they get. If all you get from a chick is a cold shoulder, you can bet she’s dry as tumbleweed down below.

6. She Has an Annoying Voice
Talkative women with annoying voices make the shittiest moans ever. It’ll be really hard for you to get turned on when you find out you’re humping nails on a chalkboard.