8 Reasons Why Bacon Is Better Than Sex

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8 Reasons Why Bacon Is Better Than Sex

Here are some reasons why bacon is better than sex...

-Bacon always tastes good.

-You can eat bacon with having to worry about getting an STD.

-Bacon doesn't get angry when you finish too quickly.

-You can enjoy as much other bacon as you want and it will never complain about it.

-Bacon can cost a lot cheaper than sex.

-You don't have to comfort bacon...bacon comforts you.

-You can enjoy bacon all month long.

-When your girlfriend gets her bacon she doesn't yell at you. In fact, you wish she got it more probably.

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