Before you go dating a cuban girl and start getting serious with her you need to know the ins and outs. Here's the breakdown of some must-knows before you go enjoying your little caliente babe and get use to them!
1) Don't ever make her mad or she will hit you with a "chancleta"
2) She screams instead of talking...get use to it.
3) You will learn how to salsa dance whether you want to or not.
4) She'll light a candle of the virgin mary before any big test or day you have.
5) Coffee everyday and at all times of the day.
6) You must learn to understand spanglish.
7) There is some form of pig at almost every famliy event.
8) You will learn to like rice. Rice is present at every meal pretty much and the rice cooker is on the counter all the time.
9) Get use to being late to any outing or event. When you schedule something be sure to tell her 45 minutes off schedule to ensure she's on time.
10) She has 30 cousins and you will need to pass the approval test with them.
11) You must be an ass man if you date a cuban girl. Most of them well....baby got back!
12) You date her family not just her. Be prepared to answer questions.
13) Giving kisses hello to everyone is normal.
14) She more than likely wears your name on an anklet or will if she hasn't already yet.
15) Get use to watching Novelas when at home.
16) A dinner outing is versailles or la carreta in miami
17) Bananas are considered to be there own food group.
18) She brings a sweater with her everywhere she goes even if its 95 degrees out.
19) Feeding you is a sign of affection.
20) Don't piss them off...because you'll end up paying for it in many ways!
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Thor / 47 / Man / Likes Women / Single
LOL, amazinb!
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