We all have our own embarrassing stories when it comes to sex. It's Monday afternoon (well, for me anyway!) so i'm thinking we should share the humour round the campfire of AskMyGirlfriend.com to put smiles on our faces for the new week.
Get posting ;)
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Kittylicker / 37 / Man / Likes Women / Single
Was having oral sex with my girlfriend, when her girlfriend walked in and wanted to fight me . Seems she never told us about each other !!
Megan / 21 / Woman / Likes Bisexuals / Married
One time when I was 17 years old, I had this boy up with me in my room. Things were inserted, bodies were thrusting...long story short, we were having sex on my bed. Well it went on for a while, and I was being a lot more vocal than I usually am. Saying his name over and over again, moaning loudly, heavy breathing. Then right in mid-hump I noticed that my large bedroom window was WIDE open, and I could hear giggling coming from outside. I quickly ran over to the window and looked out and could see Two small kids quickly dart away.......I just knew they were listening to us, UGH.
Blufire / Man / Likes Women / Single
on my sisters birthday party i met one of her hot friends so i talk to her and in no time we are making out on the front yard so i asked her if she wanted to go to my room. long story short we were having sex so when we finished she went out first, when i go out i see that my cousins had been listening the whole time and to finish things off she forgot to tell me she was on her period so she stained my light gray pants and everyone noticed :s
Alf / 27 / Man / Likes Women / Single
Not really embarrassing at the but it came back to me when I had dinner with the family at the resturant. My mom likes to talk to everyone about everything which is embarrassing on its own. Well this time she decided to tell a group of waitresses about how I was giving it to my girlfriend so hard that she thought we would go threw the floor. I think it was more embarrassing for my girlfriend though since she was there with me. I couldn't tell which one was redder. Her hair or face
Browser / 25 / Man / Likes Women / Single
There was the time my fiancé gave birth to what was my apparent son and it came out black. Though maybe embarrassing is the wrong word.
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · wow...... just wow....... that sucks and is hilarious at the same time!
Thor! · My bad.
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · IT'S ALL UR FAULT THOR!
Browser · Haha
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