Any guy who has ever had a sexual thought in his life has probably encountered blue balls. Simply put, they suck. They are the result of sexual thoughts that never get dealt with. This may be during intercourse, during foreplay or just through too much sex on the mind. In any case, blue balls can be dealt with and they are treatable. Below are some things that you can do to help fix your blues.
Avoid blue balls in the first place
If you’re going to see a girl that you normally get off to in about 20 seconds, save yourself the hassle and whack off prior to the encounter. That way when Mr. Man starts talking to you again, you have already given him some relief. If he has a lot of built up “anxiety”, the balls are going to ache more. Don’t tease yourself to the point of pain man. Just satisfy your needs ahead of time if you know you won’t be getting any later.
Take a cold shower
This has been studied and proven to help your blue balls. It may suck to take a cold shower, but a quick dip in there will help you get rid of the pain down yonder. Suck it up and then turn up the heat when the pain goes away. Take a shower like normal and wash away all of your dirty thoughts. Then avoid sex for a bit until you can actually get some.
Lift a heavy object
This one is a bit more scientific. The reason that you get blue balls in the first place is because more blood is getting to your penis than is coming out. This causes a lot of pressure that is really unpleasant. By lifting a heavy object, you are causing the blood to constrict back and thereby relieve you of pain. This might not always work, but it is the closest thing to a medical solution as you can find.
Whack it
If you can’t see any better solution, just masturbate. Release all of that built up cum so that you don’t have blue balls anymore. If you are in a public setting, just excuse yourself to a bathroom. If you are in your house, go back to the room and lock the door. Do it quickly and quietly so to not cause any suspicion. Then just go back to what you were doing.
Final thoughts about blue balls
Even though blue balls suck, they’re going to happen. You just have to deal with that. Figure out quick solutions that work best for you so that you don’t have to go through all of this over and over again. If you aren’t getting any in your relationship, try to jerk it as often as you can so you don’t get too frustrated. Otherwise, just wait for the sex to come. Good luck!
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