How to Get Away with Cheating : Sex Basics

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Whether you cheat or don’t cheat is entirely up to you, but nevertheless people do it. The key to a successful cheat is to not get caught. Too many times have people been found out because they did something stupid somewhere along the way. If you’re going to do something of this nature, you at least need to have the balls to do it well. So that’s what this article is all about – skipping over those dumb mistakes so that you end up unfaithful and unnoticed at the same time. It’s not hard to do if you know what’s going on. Here are some simple things to help you out…
Get a separate phone
One of the easiest ways that people find out their partners are cheating is by checking their phone history. You might think you’re smart by giving someone a new name, deleting all your messages and erasing your call history, but most of that stuff can all be found out through a simple call to the phone company. If you have a joint phone account, you’re screwed. Pick up a cheap track phone that you can use, and still take the same precautions. You might claim it is a work phone if your partner ever finds it, or you could say that someone left it at work or something. There are a ton of different excuses for having it. Either way, track phones are a lot harder to find cheaters through, so it will be your gateway for communication.
Set up a different email account
This one is sort of obvious, yet so many people don’t do it. Gmail, hotmail, Yahoo!...all of them have free email setups. You simply create an account and use it whenever you’re talking to that special someone. Use a password that your partner would not know, not the standard one that you use for everything. Also use a username that would not easily be linked to you. Your name, for instance, should not be in there at all. Keep things as anonymous as possible.
A lesson from Tiger Woods…
Avoid leaving voice mails on your lover’s phone. You have no control over how that is saved, and your voice is a dead giveaway if your partner ever finds out. If you leave a voicemail, it must be brief, vague, and easily made out to be something other than a cheat. Saying, “Hey, sex was great last night” is not an option.
Never go on dates in town
You have to make sure that you get as far away from your partner as possible. That means scurry off to a neighboring town where no one will know you. If you’re going out to a restaurant in public, you want to make sure that said public will have no ties to you or your wife. Usually it’s best just to stick to the lover’s place.
Don’t bring someone home
No matter how tempting it may be, you cannot bring someone home with you. Your partner might show up at any minute, and if he/she has a key, you’re toast. Save up some money and invest in a hotel. Do all of your banging there.