As much as we all like to receive oral sex, sometimes it isn’t the most pleasant thing in the world to give. The actual activity may be just fine, but the bad breath that lingers when it’s all said and done can be a bit annoying. Couple that with the fact that you may end up kissing the person moments later and you have a setup for disaster. Since this bad breath is pretty much unavoidable, here are some tips to help you get rid of it in a timely manner so you can move onto the more important post-sex cuddling and congratulations.
Brush your teeth
I know this one is super obvious, but it is still the ultimate way to get rid of bad breath. If you aren’t going to offend your partner by going to brush your teeth, take the chance and runn with it. You may be able to get away with this by going to take a shower too. Just bring the toothbrush in with you and brush accordingly. Oral sex involves the tongue a lot, so that may be an area you want to focus your brushing on.
Use a mint flavored tongue scraper
The tongue scraper is the important part, but having the mint just leaves a better taste in your mouth. You can buy little mini tongue scrapers at just about any place toothpaste or floss is sold, and most of them will fit in a purse or wallet. As mentioned before, oral sex is highly dependent upon the tongue, so scraping it will get off most of the odor that you smell and taste. The scrapers can be disposable so that once you are done, you can just toss it out with the cum clean up tissues.
Gargle with hydrogen peroxide after oral sex
Hydrogen peroxide can kill all of the chemicals in your mouth that may cause you to have bad breath after sex. Mix a solution of fifty percent water and fifty percent hydrogen peroxide and than swish it around in your mouth. Without swallowing, keep the swishes going for twenty seconds or about the time it takes to say the alphabet. Then spit it out and rinse with water. You may not have a minty fresh taste afterwards, but all of the bad odors should be eliminated.
Take a shot of lemon juice
Lemon juice is a great breath neutralizer no matter what. If you can squeeze some lemon just into a small bottle to take with you, a quick shot should do the trick after oral sex. You can buy a little purse size squirt bottle from the hair and pharmacy section of the store, and then all you have to do is fill it up.
The quickest solution…chew gum
The easiest thing to do will just be to chew some gum and then get hard core about the removal later on. Lemon gum will work really well, but so will most mint flavored gums. The fruity flavored gums probably won’t do very much but mix in with the bad breath, sort of like if you put perfume on after being sprayed by a skunk. Ok, did I give you a bad taste in your mouth after that one? Stop reading then and go de-bad-breath yourself!
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Inliquid / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Do you have recommendations for that lingering smell that gets on your face/beard from oral sex with a woman? Sometimes, the bad breath seems to leave, but even after cleaning my face, I still smell my girlfriend's naughty bits. Soap is not enough!
AskMyGF / 22 / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Yogurt? That's just a guess, but yogurt is supposed to make twat smell better. It may make facial vag juices less stinky as well :)
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