A common marketing ploy of modern companies that produce pornography is have their pornographic movies center around spoofs of popular television shows and movies. Many people may be tempted to laugh at the idea of a porn spoof. It is true that most of the dialogue in these spoofs is so lame that you wish the actor was unable to talk at all. (Don’t worry. They soon will be.) Often times, the sheer lameness of these spoofs can transcend into their own level of awesomeness. Here is a review of the best:
The DaVinci Load
Under the auspices of a plot, the Priory of Semen has collected the semen of notable men throughout history. A direct line from the movie states that “This leaves out George Bush.” Leonardo DaVinci, himself, is left out because he is supposedly of a different sexual orientation. However, the latest technology has allowed a way to get Davinci’s semen! In comes Dr. Saint, who teaches her class how to collect semen from two more than willing volunteers. She is followed by the hooker, Tory Lane, and Detective Jane Rosello. Rosello has figured out how to distract men’s’ minds by grabbing their penis (Shocker!).
Edward Penishands
As always with porn spoofs, the plot is marginal. However, a traveling door to door dildo sales lady happens to knock upon the door of Edward Penishands. After discovering for herself the benefits of his accoutrements, she brings him home. He falls in love with her daughter. Drama ensues, as does massive amounts of sex as mother and daughter duel it out for the affections of Mr. Penishands.
San Fernando
In this last of our most cringe inducing list of porn spoofs is San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon. This movie starred a young Ron Jeremy as a character spoof of Indiana Jones. There were several sequels that followed this one, all of them spoofing Indiana Jones. After the release of this movie, Jeremy was named the Hardest Working Man in Hollywood by Time magazine.
Final Thoughts on Porn Spoofs
When most people buy pornography, they are looking for a way to arouse them sexually. You may want to read reviews of porn spoofs or talk to your friends before you purchase a movie of this genre. It’s impossible to have sex or get yourself off if you’re too busy laughing at Frankenpenis or Jon and Kate Fuck Eight.
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