It's hard for me to talk dirty without feeling silly and uncomfortable.
4 months ago
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Adrian ( Resident A-hole) ·
feeling silly is a pretty big part of it! =P you just have to become comfortable w/ feeling silly.....
cleverKAL ·
I totally agree with Adrian, you're gonna feel silly or cheesy at first. Just start of mildly dirty, then find the limit that feels right. And if it's still not workin, then you know it just isn't your thing.
Tiresias ·
Dirty talk is overrated. I don't talk during sex and I can't stand it when my lover does. It's not for everyone and not a shortcoming if you never master it.
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) ·
u just don't like being silly in bed. =P then again, i'm usually silent while fucking! that comes from 8 years w/ kids, and 3 years living w/ my parents before that......
GG ·
Cannot stand silent partners when fucking. It drives me mental.
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) ·
probably! =P except for your domme-ness.......i don't follow orders very well. btw ur new pic is smexy! r u not wearing panties in that pic?
GG ·
hahaha you noticed! im not domme all the time you know ;)
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) ·
well, it was a guess (the way ur legs are open as well as ur attire.....)
GG ·
It's a corset not a straight jacket. Anyway you're not complaining are you? lol
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) ·
lol! funny, cuz i was talkng bout te guess bout u not wearing panties! =P
Marc voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
I chose this one because all the others pose no problem for me (sorry if this sounds like boasting, but it's the truth). My wife wouldn't like a threesome, but I respect that.
Rohinikul voted for "Swallow cum and really love it."
3 months ago
Tiresias / 31 / Transexual / Likes Bisexuals / Single
Hel voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
I've already do 1-4 on that list all the time and I couldn't care less about dirty talk. I've never had a threesome, though. I had this group of "friends" where, if I could get pregnant, I would have ended up shooting out kids like a Pez dispenser, but it was always one on one. We did everything together but when the clothes came off I'd be in bed with one guy, when he'd finish he'd go back out with his buddies, and the next one would come in.
When I was in a polyamorous relationship it was still one-on-one. I'd start with one, get them revved up, and the other would come in and finish the job. Since she didn't like to be watched that's usually when I had to take my shower. All three of us slept together, but it was literally sleeping together as in all three of us in the same bed falling asleep.
4 months ago
Tiresias ·
Meant to say "I already do..." I changed it from "I've already done..." before I posted but I forgot to change "I've" to "I". Just letting the grammar police know I'm aware of my mistake but can't seem to find an edit button.
Loner 23 voted for "Take anal easily and enjoy it!"
Im bisexual and have only given blow jobs and hand jobs to my friend. I let him finger me one time but didnt enjoy it i think because i was too nervous. So i guess one of these days i would like to be able to take anal with him and enjoy it thorouly
cleverKAL voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
My x was bi, so she wanted to share me with another girl. I couldn't get past it, and it wound up being one of the things that ended our relationship.
4 months ago
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) ·
..... WHAT THE FLYING FUBAR IS WRONG W/ YOU?!? seriously, that's most guys' dream.
cleverKAL ·
I was not sexually attracted to her friend, at all. Eventually it became an ongoing question, then my girl started saying basically the same thing you just did. Then I finally told her how I felt and it was all good for a couple months, but then shit started back up, while there were other non sex issues going on. Then I realized she wasnt gonna have a 3sum with any other girl, unless she could have one with her friend first, cause thats who she could trust sexually, I guess. But I was so not down for it.
mmmmm.....in order-
1- ewww, hell to the fuck no!
2- see #1
3- see #'s 1 & 2
4- do that as often as i can!
5- see #4!
6- the jealousy thing will be my downfall..... unless i'm the 3rd person and the other two are a couple, THEN i've got a shot at not being jealous!
45 Replies
Megan / 21 / Woman / Likes Bisexuals / Married
Megan voted for "Talk dirty like a pro."
It's hard for me to talk dirty without feeling silly and uncomfortable.
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · feeling silly is a pretty big part of it! =P you just have to become comfortable w/ feeling silly.....
cleverKAL · I totally agree with Adrian, you're gonna feel silly or cheesy at first. Just start of mildly dirty, then find the limit that feels right. And if it's still not workin, then you know it just isn't your thing.
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · gotta go with kal on this.
Tiresias · Dirty talk is overrated. I don't talk during sex and I can't stand it when my lover does. It's not for everyone and not a shortcoming if you never master it.
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · u just don't like being silly in bed. =P then again, i'm usually silent while fucking! that comes from 8 years w/ kids, and 3 years living w/ my parents before that......
GG · Cannot stand silent partners when fucking. It drives me mental.
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · lol! good thing ur married and on the other side of the planet then! =P
GG · It's a shame because i like a challenge!
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · lol! and of course, i'm a fan of insanity, so you know how it would go! =P
GG · Hahahaha tremendously i should think
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · probably! =P except for your domme-ness.......i don't follow orders very well. btw ur new pic is smexy! r u not wearing panties in that pic?
GG · hahaha you noticed! im not domme all the time you know ;)
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · well, it was a guess (the way ur legs are open as well as ur attire.....)
GG · It's a corset not a straight jacket. Anyway you're not complaining are you? lol
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · lol! funny, cuz i was talkng bout te guess bout u not wearing panties! =P
GG · Hahahahaha
Megan · GG...your pic makes me want to do very sinful things...Rawr! ;)
GG · Funny 'cos i was doing very sinful things when it was taken ;p
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · you two have a sad, twisted, confused way with words! sinful-fun, same thing in my book!
Marty / 42 / Man / Likes Women / Single
Marty voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
all of the above lol jk. had to be cheeky.
GG · You can be cheeky whenever you like ;p
Sandygurly / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Sandygurly voted for "Talk dirty like a pro."
Mr / 21 / Man / Likes Women / In a relationship
Mr Taken voted for "Eat a pussy out and savour it."
Tiaunn / 33 / Man / Likes Women / Married
Tiaunn voted for "Eat a pussy out and savour it."
jMarie / 26 / Woman / Likes Men / In a relationship
jMarie voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
By threesome I mean cuckolding my hubster with another man. Hey, it started out as his fantasy!
Masoud / Man / Likes Women / Single
Masoud voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
Sailor / 68 / Man / Likes Men / Married
Sailor voted for "Deepthroat."
Marc / 35 / Bisexual / Likes Women / Married
Marc voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
I chose this one because all the others pose no problem for me (sorry if this sounds like boasting, but it's the truth). My wife wouldn't like a threesome, but I respect that.
Bastagde / Man / Likes Women / In a relationship
Bastagde voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
Sd453s / Man / Likes Women / Single
Sd453s voted for "Eat a pussy out and savour it."
Cydispcpsj / 42 / Man / Likes Women / Single
Cydispcpsj voted for "Swallow cum and really love it."
Rohinikul / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Rohinikul voted for "Swallow cum and really love it."
Tiresias / 31 / Transexual / Likes Bisexuals / Single
Hel voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
I've already do 1-4 on that list all the time and I couldn't care less about dirty talk. I've never had a threesome, though. I had this group of "friends" where, if I could get pregnant, I would have ended up shooting out kids like a Pez dispenser, but it was always one on one. We did everything together but when the clothes came off I'd be in bed with one guy, when he'd finish he'd go back out with his buddies, and the next one would come in.
When I was in a polyamorous relationship it was still one-on-one. I'd start with one, get them revved up, and the other would come in and finish the job. Since she didn't like to be watched that's usually when I had to take my shower. All three of us slept together, but it was literally sleeping together as in all three of us in the same bed falling asleep.
Tiresias · Meant to say "I already do..." I changed it from "I've already done..." before I posted but I forgot to change "I've" to "I". Just letting the grammar police know I'm aware of my mistake but can't seem to find an edit button.
Loner / Man / Likes Bisexuals / Single
Loner 23 voted for "Take anal easily and enjoy it!"
Im bisexual and have only given blow jobs and hand jobs to my friend. I let him finger me one time but didnt enjoy it i think because i was too nervous. So i guess one of these days i would like to be able to take anal with him and enjoy it thorouly
Thor / 47 / Man / Likes Women / Single
Thor! voted for "Talk dirty like a pro."
Sntriton / 32 / Man / Likes Bisexuals / Single
Sntriton voted for "Swallow cum and really love it."
Ibgirl / 47 / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Ibgirl voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
Im not good at this one
cleverKAL / 20 / Man / Likes Women / Single
cleverKAL voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."
My x was bi, so she wanted to share me with another girl. I couldn't get past it, and it wound up being one of the things that ended our relationship.
Adrian ( Resident A-hole) · ..... WHAT THE FLYING FUBAR IS WRONG W/ YOU?!? seriously, that's most guys' dream.
cleverKAL · I was not sexually attracted to her friend, at all. Eventually it became an ongoing question, then my girl started saying basically the same thing you just did. Then I finally told her how I felt and it was all good for a couple months, but then shit started back up, while there were other non sex issues going on. Then I realized she wasnt gonna have a 3sum with any other girl, unless she could have one with her friend first, cause thats who she could trust sexually, I guess. But I was so not down for it.
Adrian / 29 / Man / Likes Women / Single
mmmmm.....in order-
1- ewww, hell to the fuck no!
2- see #1
3- see #'s 1 & 2
4- do that as often as i can!
5- see #4!
6- the jealousy thing will be my downfall..... unless i'm the 3rd person and the other two are a couple, THEN i've got a shot at not being jealous!
Gumersindo / Man / Likes Women / Single
Gumersindo voted for "Eat a pussy out and savour it."
GG / 32 / Woman / Likes Women / Married
GG voted for "Have a threesome without jealousy."