Have you ever watched a porno that had an orgasm in it that was so bad it almost made your dick fall off? Well, those not-so-pleasant orgasms are just about everywhere in relationships, and you could very well be producing some of your own. A bad noise can just as easily ruin sex as a bad position or a bad smell, so you really want to monitor how your “o” sounds. Here are some tips to help you out.
Screaming
Screaming is only sexy if your partner is a screamer. Most of the time, men and women both get turned off when their ear drums are getting ready to explode. If you’re really into hard core sex, then maybe this will work for you, but for the standard stuff, try turning down the volume. The neighbors may hear you!
Obsessive dirty talk
A little dirty talk is ok every once and awhile, but sometimes it gets a little out of hand. Once an orgasm begins, avoid yelling stuff like “I’m gonna f*** your brains out!” The standard “F*** me” is usually ok, especially in domination, but anything too far out there is going to be deemed a turn off. Especially avoid random analogies that don’t make sense because a lot of people try to be sexy that way and fall far short of that.
Too many Yes’s
Screaming “Yes! Oh God…Yes!” isn’t uncommon and certainly isn’t a turn off, but don’t completely drown out your partner with an overwhelming amount of yes’s. A few in a row will suffice, but during the actual orgasm, you may want to time the yeses with the release of your muscles, or just get rid of them entirely. Make it like a build up right before you spew.
Saying the wrong name
If you’re a promiscuous person, don’t say names in sex. Period. That’s just asking for trouble. It’s really hard to back track when your girlfriend Ashley hears you calling out for Veronica, or potentially even Peter. Try to not use a name unless you know that you’ve been with the person awhile and you aren’t having a lot of fantasies about someone else. Also, only work in the name once or twice because then it turns into the same dilemma as the yes’s.
Animal noises
This may sound crazy, but a lot of people genuinely have orgasms that make them sound like a goat or a horse or something along those lines. If you’re one of those people, you have to work on the noise a bit. You cannot by any means start sounding like something straight from a farm because that is going to confuse and annoy your partner really quickly.
Final thoughts on orgasm noises
Your best bet in an orgasm most of the time is just to let your breathing do the talking. The moans and stuff may over-complicate things. Keep it simple, silent and sensual and you’ll get a good orgasm every time.
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