S & M stands for sadomasochism which in sexual terms is painful, role-playing sex. Partners usually choose roles that inflict or receive pain upon one another. Many find the pain and rough sex to be pleasurable.
The latest Pop Star Boy Band?
A dyslexic M & S?
What comes after R & L?
The subject for the final round in Jeopardy?
Super Man?
Spider Man?
Super Mario?
Symbol to denote a service mark?
SachaCoen & Me - a new reality series?
What you want me to do your homework too? Between http://en.wikipedia.org and http://google.com you should be able to figure some of this stuff on your own. Ask me something hard.
How about, "How do I get my virginal conservative christian wife to put on a leather corset, 5" spike heels, tie me up and whip me with a USB cable?"
I'm glad you asked.
That's still an easy one.
Just quote to her one of my favorite passages from the bible. "Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands." Ephesians 5:22
That's your golden ticket guys. You can get her to do anything. "Make me a sandwich, woman. Ephesians 5:22" Later as she gets used to this, you can shorten it to "Ephesians" or just, "EEP" for short. I mean who wants to spend any effort with all those extra syllables anyway?
Maybe you could get her name legally changed to EEP? So every time anyone talked to her she would be reminded of her duty, obligation and submission to you.
Just one catch. You have to marry her first.
The good news is you might be able to marry her sister too, and still go to heaven. I swear, look it up.
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Jenny / Woman / Likes Men / Single
S & M stands for sadomasochism which in sexual terms is painful, role-playing sex. Partners usually choose roles that inflict or receive pain upon one another. Many find the pain and rough sex to be pleasurable.
Booboo / Woman / Likes Men / Single
The latest Pop Star Boy Band?
A dyslexic M & S?
What comes after R & L?
The subject for the final round in Jeopardy?
Super Man?
Spider Man?
Super Mario?
Symbol to denote a service mark?
SachaCoen & Me - a new reality series?
What you want me to do your homework too? Between http://en.wikipedia.org and http://google.com you should be able to figure some of this stuff on your own. Ask me something hard.
How about, "How do I get my virginal conservative christian wife to put on a leather corset, 5" spike heels, tie me up and whip me with a USB cable?"
I'm glad you asked.
That's still an easy one.
Just quote to her one of my favorite passages from the bible. "Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands." Ephesians 5:22
That's your golden ticket guys. You can get her to do anything. "Make me a sandwich, woman. Ephesians 5:22" Later as she gets used to this, you can shorten it to "Ephesians" or just, "EEP" for short. I mean who wants to spend any effort with all those extra syllables anyway?
Maybe you could get her name legally changed to EEP? So every time anyone talked to her she would be reminded of her duty, obligation and submission to you.
Just one catch. You have to marry her first.
The good news is you might be able to marry her sister too, and still go to heaven. I swear, look it up.
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