After a little lick on a man’s power rod, you might feel that creeping taste of post-penis funk in your mouth. For those times when you regret ever blowing in the first place, this list provides the cure for your bad breath.
1. Brush Your Teeth
This one may be obvious, but if you have a toothbrush at the guy’s house or if there is one around for you to bum, just go brush our teeth. You’ll be all clean for your after blowjob make out session, and you’ll be fighting plaque all at the same time. Talk about a way to multi-task.
2. Get the Spit Flowing
If you have a dry mouth, all your bad breath will do is sit on your tongue. Drink some water to make your mouth water, or chew on something that will. Just make sure you keep the spit coming. We all know you have the power to make other things “come”.
3. Chew Some Gum
This is the best fix if you’re blowing some guy you don’t know. Make sure you chew on some minty gum because the fruity kind won’t mesh well with the penis aftertaste. Breath mints are fine too, but you might be tired of sucking by that point in the night.
4. Brush Your Tongue
If you gave a good blowjob, your tongue should have had some serious dick contact. They make little tongue scrubbers that you can carry around with you, so just excuse yourself to the bathroom and scrape off the funk. Feel free to floss while you’re there.
5. If He Won’t Let You Leave…
If you try to fix your bad breath and he starts to question it, a good French kiss should give him an idea of what your mouth is going through. If the taste grosses him out, he’ll let you fix the problem. If the kiss turns him on, well, looks like it’s time for another blowjob…
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