Lots of sex toys exist out there in the world today. After all, most people are very hard to please. They often need a little extra effort to reach that peak satisfaction. Some people out there are apparently living in a more creative and strange world than I am in order to come up with some of these sex toys! I'll get right into it.
Tongue Joy
This tongue massage device is easy to use. You strap it to your tongue and turn it on. The toy basically is held in place by a rubber band. Super strange but for some reason I want to own one! LOL
Strap-On Chin Dildo
Has anyone used the term "penis-face" or "dickhead" to you? Well, strap on this contraption and its rightfully so! JK! But seriously, this this is super weird. I'll remember to wear this for the Christmas card this year...
Oral Sex Light
Why turn the lights on when you can trade in your blue tooth earpiece for this light? This is used to help illuminate the area while stimulating your sex partner. I might just wear this around in the dark just so I'm prepared for my next oral sex in the dark activity.
Mini Mouse Massager
Most women I know can't stand rodents, in fact they can't stand anything even remotely close to these furry creatures. But apparently someone thought it was a good idea to take these rodents and attach vibrating feature to use on one's privates. Mini mouse will forever remind me of sex now. Thank you.
Hello Kitty Vibrator
Well Hello Kitty! This is kind of creepy if you ask me. I know that the Hello Kitty craze is out of control but this is now going way overboard!
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