1. The Movies: we all know you can’t get to know someone in a movie theatre, and who wants to hear someone chatter in their ear while they’re trying to follow the storyline. Date fail
2. Restaurant: going out to dinner on your first date is so cliché. Wouldn’t it be cool if you ate before you went on your date and you could actually do something fun instead of just sitting at a table staring at each other nervously.
3. Coffee Shop: Not everyone’s stomach is immune to coffee. Why don’t you not put yourself in the situation of possible bubble guts and an unneeded sugar high. Besides, once the date is over you’ll be stuck with energy you won’t know what to do with and a night of trying to put yourself to sleep.
4. Wine Tasting: I can promise you wine tasting will lead to heavy petting, which leads to sex on the first date. Whoever said liquor doesn’t make you horny, lied.
5. A Friend’s Party: Don’t introduce someone to your friends when you don’t even know their middle name. If things turn for the worst and you don’t even date the person you’ll have to enter repeat land, telling all your friends either why you were dumped or why you introduced them to a total scumbag.
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