My boyfriend and I have been together for two months now. We love each other and the sex is great. But we have one HUGE hairy problem. My boyfriend has a female cat. She is not vicious or anything she just has a very bad habit. Whenever my boyfriend and I have sex, the cat comes into the bedroom and stares at me. And I don't mean watches. I mean STARES at me. She never makes a sound or does anything she just looks straight at me the whole time. This has had me lose focus on my man and our hot times are dampened a bit. I have already asked my guy to remove the cat but he asks me "Why the cat isn't doing anything." and it isn't! The cat just FREAKS ME OUT!! What should I do??
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Xtinacicchelli / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Ask your boyfriend this: What's more important - his pussy or yours? If his cat is giving you the evil eye, then tell your guy that he needs to make a choice between having sex that night or letting the cat into the bedroom. If he still doesn't budge, then purchase a few toys and treats for the cat (Catnip is a favorite). Then, before you have sex, give the cats some food and toys as a distraction. Another approach is simply to have sex facing away from the cat. Unless this furry little pervert is following you around as you switch positions, he may just feel comfortable where is and doesn't understand why he should leave. Whatever you decide, make sure to be consistent with the cat. If you switch back and forth between letting him into the bedroom or not, then it won't understand why you're kicking him out to begin with. And tell your boyfriend he can pet his own pussy after he's done pleasuring yours.
Burton / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Pick up the cat and throw him on his balls. Then leave for a guy with no pets.
Or close the door, whichever is easier.
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