Dearest Big Booty, I understand your confusion. Please allow me to shed some enlightment on the subject. Some assholes make up names for things that MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE!
Although "Eating Her Out" sounds cooler than "Licking the clitoris and labia" doesn't it?
And my advice to you is that you should learn this skill very well, so you'll always have someone willing to make you a sammich.
"And my advice to you is that you should learn this skill very well, so you'll always have someone willing to make you a sammich." Probably should have read, "And my advice to the guys, is that you should learn this skill very well, so you'll always have someone willing to make you a sammich." Although thinking about it a little more, wouldn't all women like a wife too? You know, someone to clean the house, and take care of the kids, do the laundry, etc... C'mon admit it. Wouldn't you lick a pussy to get a legal (society approved) slavewoman of your own?
AKA:
Giving head , giving brains, brain salad surgery, domes, getting domes, Plate, fellate, muff diving, eating out, poon-job, blow job, carpet munching, giving lip, lip service, tipping the velvet, going down on, licking out, dome, sucking off, playing the skin flute, rolling cigars, lolly-gagging, gaining knowledge, and bust down.
Whoever invented oral sex deserved a medal. Or something. Maybe a blow job. They got totally screwed in the bad way, in the naughty place. Everyone knows who invented the light bulb (Ya, ya there is a conspiracy theory that some English dude did it Humphrey Davy, but those English are still pissed about the breakup. Sort of like having an ex-wife you have to see at every crisis like at wars and stuff. Awkward. They probably would want to take credit for inventing oral sex too?)
But no one really knows who invented oral sex, do they?
I imagine some cave woman exausted from a day of cleaning dirt with more dirt, again, tired of listing to her homo erectus husband complaining about, "mastodon for dinner again?" While simultaneously stirring the pot of mastodon leftovers, feeding the 2 erectii babies at her breasts, clenching her thighs together because the IUD hasn't been invented yet, tells her club wielding husband, c'mere stick that thing in here. Or maybe that's when anal sex was invented, I forget.
I mean I love oral sex better than regular sex. It has super powers. If a President says that oral sex is not sex, it's a free pass to cheat on your wife! "She had sex with me but I did not have sex with her", the guy was fucking brilliant!
A vagina is teriffic, don't get me wrong. But it just kind of sits there.
Wouldn't it be really cool if a vagina had a tounge too? I mean not for talking, as we all know that women all talk too much and god knows another mouth would drive us to drink.
But think if it had a tounge and lips like a mouth that it could really be something exciting. Not teeth though, not like in that movie. My dick shrinks up every time I think about that movie. Maybe I should talk to the inventor of the vagina, get together with some ideas I have, and start an IPO?
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GG / 32 / Woman / Likes Women / Married
if youre asking this perhaps youre not old enough to know. however i will satisfy your curiosity and give you the short answer that it means oral sex.
Jenny / Woman / Likes Men / Single
"Eating out" is a term that is used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a female.
Booboo / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Dearest Big Booty, I understand your confusion. Please allow me to shed some enlightment on the subject. Some assholes make up names for things that MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE!
Although "Eating Her Out" sounds cooler than "Licking the clitoris and labia" doesn't it?
And my advice to you is that you should learn this skill very well, so you'll always have someone willing to make you a sammich.
Booboo / Woman / Likes Men / Single
"And my advice to you is that you should learn this skill very well, so you'll always have someone willing to make you a sammich." Probably should have read, "And my advice to the guys, is that you should learn this skill very well, so you'll always have someone willing to make you a sammich." Although thinking about it a little more, wouldn't all women like a wife too? You know, someone to clean the house, and take care of the kids, do the laundry, etc... C'mon admit it. Wouldn't you lick a pussy to get a legal (society approved) slavewoman of your own?
Booboo / Woman / Likes Men / Single
Oral Sex.
AKA:
Giving head , giving brains, brain salad surgery, domes, getting domes, Plate, fellate, muff diving, eating out, poon-job, blow job, carpet munching, giving lip, lip service, tipping the velvet, going down on, licking out, dome, sucking off, playing the skin flute, rolling cigars, lolly-gagging, gaining knowledge, and bust down.
Whoever invented oral sex deserved a medal. Or something. Maybe a blow job. They got totally screwed in the bad way, in the naughty place. Everyone knows who invented the light bulb (Ya, ya there is a conspiracy theory that some English dude did it Humphrey Davy, but those English are still pissed about the breakup. Sort of like having an ex-wife you have to see at every crisis like at wars and stuff. Awkward. They probably would want to take credit for inventing oral sex too?)
But no one really knows who invented oral sex, do they?
I imagine some cave woman exausted from a day of cleaning dirt with more dirt, again, tired of listing to her homo erectus husband complaining about, "mastodon for dinner again?" While simultaneously stirring the pot of mastodon leftovers, feeding the 2 erectii babies at her breasts, clenching her thighs together because the IUD hasn't been invented yet, tells her club wielding husband, c'mere stick that thing in here. Or maybe that's when anal sex was invented, I forget.
I mean I love oral sex better than regular sex. It has super powers. If a President says that oral sex is not sex, it's a free pass to cheat on your wife! "She had sex with me but I did not have sex with her", the guy was fucking brilliant!
A vagina is teriffic, don't get me wrong. But it just kind of sits there.
Wouldn't it be really cool if a vagina had a tounge too? I mean not for talking, as we all know that women all talk too much and god knows another mouth would drive us to drink.
But think if it had a tounge and lips like a mouth that it could really be something exciting. Not teeth though, not like in that movie. My dick shrinks up every time I think about that movie. Maybe I should talk to the inventor of the vagina, get together with some ideas I have, and start an IPO?
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