Are They Really Blue Balls

I didn't think blue balls were true until I experienced it myself! I go bowling once a week and flirt with the bartender. She's really hot. One night, she took me to the bathroom and was all over me! We were making out, fooling around. As soon as she was about to take it further, her boss stepped in. He didn't say anything or see anything, but she was still tense about the whole thing so she left me in the bathroom with a hard-on. Then, I started to feel a sharp pain in my balls. Was that a case of the blue balls? What really happens when you have blue balls?

There are many people I dislike in this world, but blue balls is something I would only wish on few of them. Yes, that was a case of blue balls. It's when you've been physically stimulated to the point of near-climax, then out of nowhere you are impeded by a decision from your lover to "change my mind" for whatever reason. (Your "lover" can also mean your "right hand.")

You know what happens? Your nuts suffocate. You send your astronauts into space without spacesuits. Three facts of life: Death, Taxes and Blue Balls. Try your best to avoid them for as long as you can. Unfortunately, it's something you'll most likely have to get used to.