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Why geeks rock at sex
By Geek Sex 6 months ago - [ Write a tip ]
1. we're more curious than the rest of the population.
2. We're hackers by trade, so we are open to trying new things.
3. We produce things for ordinary users, so we're more attuned to producing an orgasm in our partner then the rest of the population.
4. We use technology to help get you in the mood even before you arrive.
5. We're more likely to mute our telephone, and turn down the volume on the computer so incoming IM's don't make a sound. We're also used to not answering the telephone, instead preferring asynchronous means of communications.
6. We watch a lot of porn, so we know a lot of positions. This means we're open to trying them all.
7. Geeks multitask. So we pleasure multiple erogenous zones in our partners... kissing, fucking, tweaking and rubbing all at the same time.
8. We are more available. We can fix your vibrator when we're not. Other people are not gonna steal us. We're smart, and increasingly, we're rich.
9. We're sensitive to your needs. We learn this by spending way too much time with google analytics, nagios, server load times and iO rates.
10. Finally, we're geeks. Girls prefer jocks. So we will go out of our way to be special to you.
Comments
by Rose about 1 month ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabsolutely true
my boyfriend is a nerdy guy and he is the greatest in the sack. it's no joke. when i read the list i smiled the whole time :D
by Andre about 1 month ago
I always loved geeks =)
by simz about 1 month ago
oh yeah, nerdy guys are the way to go!
they're enjoyable to be around, because I can relate to them, and I've always found them much more attractive than any "jock". Blech.
Plus, my boyfriend's a nerd, and he is abso-freaking-lutely incredible!
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by iheartmynerd about 1 month ago
It's completely true. My husband is a nerd and he is AMAZING in bed. The best I have ever had, hands down. The sex is so good, I was hooked after the first time. We've now been happily married for three years. :)