The only way I've heard that sounds semi-for-real to shoot further is Kegel exercises. Basically just tense up those muscles you use to hold back the flow of piss without also tensing up your ass hole. If you can do that you can tense your PC (pubal cocoyl, sp?) muscles. Now just tense them for 5 seconds ("one Mississippi...two Mississippi...") and release the tension for 5 seconds. Do that several times like your doing reps to build up your arms and do it several times a day. After a few weeks of that you should see results, or so I'm told. For thickening you either need to masturbate more often (its thicker if it has less time to recover) or drink less fluids (as dehydration can thicken it). I would advise avoiding the latter though given the potentially vary serious medical problems of dehydration.
You could scream.. Woot Woot.. if your were a real juggalo,
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AskMyGF ·
He's a juggalo NINJA...that's like a super juggalo Shred. They don't say "woot woot". They do spinning kicks in the air as they chant the chorus of Hokus Pokus. Geesh, get with the program. ;)
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Andy / 27 / Man / Likes Women / Just looking
The only way I've heard that sounds semi-for-real to shoot further is Kegel exercises. Basically just tense up those muscles you use to hold back the flow of piss without also tensing up your ass hole. If you can do that you can tense your PC (pubal cocoyl, sp?) muscles. Now just tense them for 5 seconds ("one Mississippi...two Mississippi...") and release the tension for 5 seconds. Do that several times like your doing reps to build up your arms and do it several times a day. After a few weeks of that you should see results, or so I'm told. For thickening you either need to masturbate more often (its thicker if it has less time to recover) or drink less fluids (as dehydration can thicken it). I would advise avoiding the latter though given the potentially vary serious medical problems of dehydration.
Shred / 42 / Man / Likes Men / Single
You could scream.. Woot Woot.. if your were a real juggalo,
AskMyGF · He's a juggalo NINJA...that's like a super juggalo Shred. They don't say "woot woot". They do spinning kicks in the air as they chant the chorus of Hokus Pokus. Geesh, get with the program. ;)
Shred · Lolz
Juggaloninja · I don't really like the sarcasm and it's whoop whoop. Not Woot Woot. And I am a down 4 life hardcore juggalo
AskMyGF · Hun, you're going to have a hard time getting laid with a mindset like that. Just letting you know.
Juggaloninja · Whatever you say I have a good enough time gettin mine!
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